The whereabouts of Elvis Picasso has not been known for sometime. There is not much evidence for him on the internet either. Some people have even gone so far as to suggest that Elvis Picasso is the invention of the surrealist artist, Len Breen, but there is no real evidence for this either. It is now believed that nobody whatsoever at all cares whether Elvis Picasso, or even Len Breen for that matter, exists at all.

Mary Ether is Head Curator for the Musee d'Art Moderne de la Ville de Nulle Part. Her work, according to a reliable source, has been outstanding in bringing Musee d'Art Moderne de la Ville de Nulle Part well and truly to forefront of the international art scene. It has been suggested, however, according to these sources, that she too is but a fantasy of the imagination of the surrealist artist, Len Breen. A further body of well informed opinion believes that nobody whatsoever at all on the planet cares whether Mary Ether, or even Len Breen for that matter, exists at all.

Contrary to popular belief, Enem Murphy does exist. A radical journalist in the '80's and '90's, Enem Murphy was created in the mind of the surrealist artist Len Breen while on a 'plane journey from Edinbrough to London. After, just consumming another Malt, Len Breen realized that a real and credible literary critic was required to promote his good works. Enem Murphy was just that person. It is also well believed that absolutely no one whatsoever at all on the planet cares whether Enem Murphy, or even Len Breen for that matter, exists at all.

S K Birdi is real and will accept any amount of money to put her name to any rubbish that you put before her.

Len Breen is a complete fiction. He believes that he does not care one bit whether anyone cares whether he cares or not. According to the informed sources above, they don't care at all either. One thing is for sure, Len Breen was the winner of the International Architectural Competition for the design of the Musee de Artes Moderne for the Concile de l'Artes de la Ville de Nulle Part and his work is there to prove it.